If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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