Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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