Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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