Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Randomize
