just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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