No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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