at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
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Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
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we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
There's even glitter on my cock...
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