its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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