We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
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The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
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Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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