Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
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I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
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Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college