ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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