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my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah

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and she bought it?!?

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yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes

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(650): my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah (415): and she bought it?!? (650): yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes http://tfl.nu/zwxp

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(518): View more from New York

med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.

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(518): med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV. http://tfl.nu/e3eb

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.

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(403): Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it. http://tfl.nu/0g8l

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.

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(814): Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder. http://tfl.nu/vt5f

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(620): View more from Kansas

Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?

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(620): Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night? http://tfl.nu/n9fn

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(616): View more from Michigan

Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.

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I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?

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(616): Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past. (616): I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures? http://tfl.nu/o51k

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

I think there was chlamydia in those woods.

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(920): I think there was chlamydia in those woods. http://tfl.nu/fxcg

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(203): View more from Connecticut

If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over

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(203): If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over http://tfl.nu/x0ne

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(541): View more from Oregon

She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.

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(541): She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning. http://tfl.nu/4pom

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out

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(603): gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out http://tfl.nu/5cup

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(314): View more from Missouri

I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.

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Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.

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(314): I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault. (1-314): Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush. http://tfl.nu/fjsh

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(928): View more from Arizona

Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.

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(928): Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating. http://tfl.nu/r7wa

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(417): View more from Missouri

I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.

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(417): I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow. http://tfl.nu/poey

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(954): View more from Florida

Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book

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(954): Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book http://tfl.nu/wp44

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.

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(412): You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground. http://tfl.nu/gfvp

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