try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
