i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
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Ketchup is God's man juice
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
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yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?