That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
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Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
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Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday