At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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