Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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