I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I look better un-naked...
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
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I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
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I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize