love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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