someone get that fucking seahorse.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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