Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
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Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
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I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
please don't ironically join a cult
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