Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
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i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
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Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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