I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
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I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
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I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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