I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
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I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
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You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
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