Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
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She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
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Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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