if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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