im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
He felt like a one man threesome
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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