yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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