everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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