i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
dude. I can hear the air.
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