So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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