You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
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Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
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From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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