You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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