I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Randomize
