a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
Randomize
