Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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