This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I got her a Nickelback box set.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
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apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
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hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
not ubering you a puppy
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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