Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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