Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
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who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I will pee on everything he values.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
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I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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