i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
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Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
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Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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