Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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