There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
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so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
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maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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