i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
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It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
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I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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