I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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