I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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