we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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