bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
You made out with two different species that night
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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