i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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