im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I know her cup size but not her name....
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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