Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
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if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
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The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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