Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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