is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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