I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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