why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
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