Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
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Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
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i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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