Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
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You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
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I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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