i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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