Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
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All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
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I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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